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Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag - 'This Bag Is Full of Shit to Keep My Kids from Annoying Me'
Funny Cotton Canvas Tote Bag - 'This Bag Is Full of Shit to Keep My Kids from Annoying Me'
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There’s no manual for motherhood, but there is this tote — packed with snacks, toys, iPads, bribes, and just enough sanity to make it through the day.
This is the bag you grab when you’re headed to Target, the park, or anywhere you’re about to be emotionally blackmailed by a child under 10.
🌈 Loud, colorful, and just barely holding it together
🌈 Big enough for Goldfish, wipes, chargers, and your last nerve
🌈 Guaranteed to make other moms laugh and feel seen
Because motherhood is hard — but at least your bag can be honest about it.
Product features
- 100% cotton canvas for durability
- Reinforced carrying handles for easy transport
- Flat corners for a clean, professional look
- Heavy fabric ensures longevity
- Available in versatile natural and black colors
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
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